Never have I ever … gotten into a toilet cubicle at a nightclub with two of my friends and snorted MDMA off the top of a toilet through a five pound note.
Never have I ever … Subsequently got a horrific nosebleed from said MDMA where my friend has had to go and get tissues from the men’s toilets.
Never have I ever … Gone back home after a crazy night out and drank the rest of a bottle of gin mixed with lemon squash and water then taken lots of painkillers.
Never have I ever … Stayed up drunk and high playing tony hawk pro skater until 7am, watched the morning news and then finally gone to sleep.
Never have I ever been broken.
No, never have I ever done any of these things…